Hi boys and girls, my name is Kelcee. It's like Kelsey, but better. Because e's. I'm an English and Psychology major from that one place. Sometimes I get really sad. Idk man. I just like stuff.

 

I’ve done the living room in a different color,

It was one color it is now different,

I hope I will feel differently as a result

The man who is not tall, wtnv (via strex-and-the-other-things)

He may be crying. I know if he is or not, but I am choosing not to tell you, because this is private information and you have no real need to know it.

Episode 45, “A Story About Them”

But somewhere in the desert there is one person who does not move on

The reason why my heart is currently broken

maybeapples:

I did not think this fucking podcast could get any better, but then it did. 
I am currently the consistency of jello, shivering slightly and pointedly not looking up. Never, ever looking up again, in fact. There is nothing there.
More fanart of this episode to follow.

maybeapples:

I did not think this fucking podcast could get any better, but then it did. 

I am currently the consistency of jello, shivering slightly and pointedly not looking up. Never, ever looking up again, in fact. There is nothing there.

More fanart of this episode to follow.

marlinsandthetrout:

THERE’S A BIRD IN RIO NAMED EDUARDO AND HEARING JESSE SAY EDUARDO BROUGHT BACK TSN MEMORIES

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze)

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid